iPhone users: Finally iPhone has a bigger screen!
Andriod users: We already had that.
these gender rolls taste disgusting
Tonight I’m going to let the whole world in and get a good look at me. Who’s the baddest witch in town?
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*